Becoming a “Gorilla” for a Happier Sex Life
By Erica Zelfand

When a pregnant gorilla goes into labor, her mate paces back and forth nearby.

He is alert, engaged, and fierce, ready to attack and destroy anyone or anything that may cause his female or his baby harm. As a mama gorilla labors, she knows it is safe to be as vulnerable as she is: her protector is there.

We human females aren’t all that different than our friends in the ape family. After all, we share about 98% of the same DNA. And as sentient mammals we’re hard-wired to take the matter of childbirth quite seriously, as we should: the survival of our species depends on it.

Females of all species enter what is likely to be the most vulnerable chapter of their adult lives when they conceive, grow, and deliver a baby. This is a time when hormones surge, when bodies transform, and where we can’t physically kick-butt in quite the same ways as before (let alone tie our own shoes).

Pregnancy, delivery, and child rearing are times where, despite our feminist philosophies, we find ourselves in our most vulnerable state, requiring protection and support more than ever before. That’s where a good “gorilla” comes in.

Now, a “gorilla” doesn’t need to be a husband, or a man at all. A gorilla can be a partner, a family, a community of friends, or a village.

Gorilla energy conveys the message: “Come hell or high water, I’ve got your back.”

Not in the, “Just call me if you need anything,” kind of way. More like, “I am right here, I’m not going anywhere, and I am already on it.”

The desire for a gorilla is natural.

A woman is biologically hard-wired to respond as if she may become pregnant – every time she has sex.

This is true even if she’s using contraception, even if she’s infertile, and even if she’s engaging in the kind of sexual practices that don’t carry the risk of pregnancy. Contraception, oral sex, same-sex coupling, and other such practices have all helped us take control of our fertility, true, but it is still our biological hard wiring as women to feel that we may become pregnant when we engage in sexual activity.

It’s no wonder, then, that so many women – especially those with adrenal stress, burnout, and fatigue – don’t want sex.

If sex means a baby might follow, and if a woman is already beyond taxed with work, social obligations, and caring for another child (or manchild), her libido will ramp down. Our culture puts unrealistic standards on women for many things, including feminine beauty, being a spouse, and parenting. There are so many things that can stress a woman’s reserves – especially if she’s a mother already.

If a woman feels that her partner is a “bad gorilla” / if she feels like her partner doesn’t have her back, then she will want sex even less.

Taking out the trash, doing the dishes, helping with the kids, picking up the dry cleaning (without her having to ask), and letting a woman sleep in on the weekends are all therefore acts of foreplay.

This is not metaphor: it’s biology.

Anything that conveys to a woman that she is safe, any act that shows her she doesn’t have to do it all herself, any confirmation that her “gorilla” has her back – these are all, biologically speaking, outrageously sexy and good for the survival of our species.

So, want a better relationship and sex life with the woman in your world? Channel your inner gorilla.

A similar version of this article was first published by Elephant Journal, June 2018.

Photo by Valentin Jorel on Unsplash